May 2012
April 2012
“Let me see that thong.”
– Thomas Jefferson (via typical90shaircut)
I need new people to text.....I am a bored man
demi-vierge:
mevvs:
how do you stop drinking soda? is it even possible? i don’t think so.
I don’t drink soda unless it’s life or death.
I started drinking green tea it cleans you right out then I had no urge to drink soda….also unless its life or death
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...
demi-vierge:
it’s my boobs but same thing
Somebody talk to me...
ANY LADIES UP FOR SOME PRE-MARITAL INTERCOURSE!??...
JUST WITNESSED SOME EPIC BADASSERY!!!
Nobody ever gets my Lord of the Rings references...
What is God's message to you? →
kevinisjustbetter:
kotvshliape:
I wasn’t even going to bother reblogging this, but this message… it needs to be shown.
Message from God to Amanda: “Sorry for creating you all weird.”
I guess it’s okay, God.
Message from God to Kevin: “Clean your room!”
WHY DON’T YOU GOD!!! FUCK
Message from God to Robbie: “I am your father”
Downloading Firefly.....because im stupid and...
